“My name is Fluffy and my nickname is Fluffy. I am the oldest twin, by a whole 36 minutes and that means I’m in charge! I love my little twin Tiny with all my heart, even if she does wake me up lots when she’s hungry. Sometimes I pretend I havent heard her and go back to sleep. Other times she reminds me… I’m hungry too! Those are the best times because we get to use ‘twin power‘ over mummy. We synchronise our cries and mummy thinks she is hearing in stereo. When our big sister throws a tantrum… together we make… Surround Sound!
My favourite thing in the world is MILK! Booby milk is the best because it means I get to snuggle close to mummy but stare at Tiny at the same time.
Tiny is a slow eater so I always win the milk race. If i get too cocky about it, she pukes on me or smacks me in the face.
I’ve got lots of hair, I actually look like Daddy because of my hair! You’d be jealous of how soft it is. I sometimes wonder if mummy and daddy think i am a pet because they are always stroking my hair. They make it greasy!”
“My name is Tiny and my nickname is Tiny. I am like Persil… Small but Mighty! I can shout the loudest. Daddy calls this ‘Small man syndrome’. I have learnt that by shouting louder, I get the milk first! I am also better at burping and farting. In fact, I can give daddy a run for his money when it comes to breaking wind. I can release farts that you can hear in the next room and a smell that makes you gag, but I have one up on daddy coz mummy thinks its cute when i do it… she tells daddy off!
Fluffy is the greedy one, sometimes she’s so desperate to get to the booby milk that while mummy is getting ready to feed us, she latches onto my cheek and starts sucking. I get her back by vomitting in her hair!
We each have a cuddley bunny rattle in our beds, I regularly wear mine as a handbag but Fluffy chews hers.
When we were womb-mates I didnt have much space because Fluffy is bigger and she used to stretch out and kick mummy. I was the calm placid one… thats why they called me Tiny and her Fluffy! I was the first to learn how to smile but i make mummy and daddy work for it… They have to pull lots of silly faces and talk to me lots before i grace them with my adorably gorgeous smile!”
“We both like windows, lights, bold patterns and bright colours. Yesterday we discovered television and now we are hooked on it! We love to stare at the zebra on our playgym or mummy and daddys wedding photos on the wall.
Sometimes when we are chilling in the gym, listening to tunes, we get a bit over excited with the dangly penguin, lion and bird and we accidentally bash them into each other. Fluffy tries to eat the monkey and I look at myself in the mirror. We also love to dance, we kick our legs to the music, Mummy says we look like we are cycling!
Other interests include:
Going for walks in the buggy
Going for a ride in the car
Being adored by strangers who stop and look (but we don’t like it when they try to touch us!)
Being talked to
Cuddles with family and friends
Our favourite place is when we are together in mummy or daddys arms; warm, close and full of love. We like kisses but we both think its funny to try and eat whoever kisses us! We give our big sister sloppy wet kisses that make her run away and say “YUCK”!”