According to my 10 month old twins… 1. Duplo is not for building… Duplo bricks are for putting in the mouth, filling with drool, then hitting your twin with. 2. Rattles only work if there are two (and I don’t mean one each)… You don’t shake them, you bash them together to make as much […]
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Parent and Child Parking Fury
How does the saying go… “Hell hath no fury like… a TWIN PARENT SCORNED!” This is the story of why my husband is a hero… Jonny and I, get severely angered by the arrogant idiots who park in parent and child spaces in car parks, and don’t have children with them. None-so more than the […]
Family Secrets (Wot So Funee)
More hilarious conversations and statements from 5 year old Bunny! Bunny: “Mummy will you help me with my homework please?” Me: “Of course I will” Bunny: “I don’t want Daddy to go near my homework” Me: “Why not?” Bunny: “Because he will fart on it!” Bunny: “Mummy can you keep a family secret?” Me: “Yes […]
Weaning Twins – Ten Twin Weaning Tips
Time for some light-hearted tips on weaning twins… All learnt the hard way!!! 😉 Unless you enjoy starting your day with a smattering of pureed food products all over your clothes, in your hair, dripping from the walls and stuck to the carpet… don’t be tempted to feed twins in their bouncy chairs! When they […]
The place in town with all the toys…
This post is not suitable for male members of my family… If that’s you… go away and come back for my next post! Before I tell you this story, I should probably set the scene by telling you that Bunny doesn’t do quiet… when she talks, she shouts… As we were walking through town the […]