I thought it was about time I treated myself, and seeing as I’m rather skint at the mo, I thought perhaps the New Look card should take a beating. I’m at this bizarre post-birth stage where my normal body hasn’t quite returned home yet. Giving birth saw me drop from a whopping 12 and a […]
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Counting Sheep
As I sit here at my dining table, at 2:48 am sobbing into a tray of fresh pineapple, I feel I need saving from myself. All I want to do is pick up the phone, ring triage and beg. I want to beg and beg and beg for them to induce me early because I am […]
May the 4th Be With You!
I wasn’t going to post today but I’m getting nagged by friends!!! 🙂 Today was my gorgeous girls 5th birthday and she was so excited about going to school so that her whole class could sing to her. I stuck a big “great to be 5” badge on her and we got up early so […]
Exercise … At 34 weeks?!
I just had an email come through from Bounty telling me I’m 34 weeks (in case I didn’t know!). It says “Don’t forget to make time each day for some gentle exercise”… Exercise? Are they having a laugh? Don’t they know that strolling to the toilet when you’re the size of a killer whale is […]
They call me FAT names!
Throughout my pregnancy I’ve been referred to by numerous different nicknames and adjectives… mostly relating to size. As someone who has never been fat, I find this quite entertaining and a good giggle. I don’t take offense as I find it flattering to my baby bump. In fact I find it far more offensive when […]