Bunny is renowned for saying funny things…
…and I am the one who always forgets to write them down!
There are the genuine sweet little pronunciation mistakes, like:
When she asks for “Macaroni on Pizza” (Pepperoni)
or a “Cora yoghurt” (corner).
There are the baffling statements like:
“I’ve just hurt my nose… on my knee”
I don’t event want to ask how that happened!?!
Lately there have been a few tantrums when she is sent to timeout for bad behaviour.
Her latest retaliation has been… “Yeah yeah Do This, Do That, Blah Blah BLAH”.
*Ahem* Where did the teenager come from? And what have you done with my 5 year old?
She also has a deviant habit for using the word “sexy”, despite my telling her it is not an appropriate word for a little girl.
But then are the downright funny (and totally blamable) things, like one last week, which prove that she really does eavesdrop on ALL mine and Jonny conversations…
Let me set the scene…
You see my Jonny, is RUBBISH at taking photos. I’m always telling him he needs to consider what’s in the background, the lighting, and perhaps actually getting peoples heads in the photos.
Bunny was wandering around the house with her kid camera.
After snapping a few random objects, she turned to me and said…
“I’ve taken a photo mummy, but don’t worry, I’ve cropped all the shit out of the background!”.
Hmmm. Yes. Perhaps my censorship-mouth button may have come undone recently. I shall go and sew it back on now!
I’m linking this post up to Actually Mummy’s “Wot So Funee” Linky.
Sarah MumofThree World says
Brilliant! Made me laugh 🙂
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Gemma Mills / Chamberlain says
This must be a man thing – my OH is terrible is taking photos too. I have to have a good tidy up before I’ll take a photo – he’s quite happy with dirty nappies in the background!
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Verily Victoria Vocalises says
Hahaha!! That last sentence of hers is childhood gold! Love all the things that they start to come out with around the age of 5 and 6 – they sound so knowledgeable when they say it too! X
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The Brick Castle says
Hahaha….kids are so great and so embarrassing at times…. 😀
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Xandi | The Mummy Scripts says
That’s just brilliant! They really do pick up EVERYTHING!! We have had quite a few choice words recently that make you jut pray they don’t come out in public!
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Hehe – I love Cora yoghurts! Haha – oh god, they really do pick up everything don’t they? Z’s learnt to say “stooooopid!” (all elongated stylee :))
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Crystal Jigsaw says
Oh that’s brilliant, I gasped as I read it!!!
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Izzie Anderton says
So funny. I also learnt the hard way how to respond to when my twin daughters came out with something I’d rather they’d not said. And giggling is so not the right response – eventually I got the hang of it!!
Actually Mummy... says
Genius! I know my photographer friend will sign her up instantly as a disciple!
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The Beesley Buzz says
ha ha – that is just fab! xxx
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I hold Gangnam Style responsible for the sexy thing, my toddler is even singing ‘sexa layda’ – grrrr xx